With this, my ninth post, I will be returning back to the way things were before I got side tracked by all that pesky Uni related tom foolery. Basically meaning that I will be talking about a story that I have come across that I feel is so completely fantastical that I just have to tell you. This of course can only mean one thing: I have returned to that land of warriors, wizards and quizzes called who wants to be a super mega death lord.........SOMALIA.
To be honest there is no other way to go about this than to put it in its most simple terms: This week hundreds of Somalian citizens attended a wedding between a girl of age 17 and a man of age 112.
Now that you have had a moment to realise what I have just said I shall continue with the details. Now, not only has this girl married a man that was most likely born around the same date the idea for the wheel was conceived, but she has married a man that has also had 5 other wives and 13 children during his already lengthy, (and apparently very busy), stay on this earth.
The man was quoted as saying that in no way was the girl forced to marry him, and that he waited until she was old enough before he made his move. Finally pointing out to us all exactly where Gary Glitter, (amongst a raft of others), went wrong. If only they had the decency and forethought to wait a while they too could have got their jollies without the risk of spending the rest of their days with their backs to the wall in the nonce wing of an overcrowded prison.
The man said that he merely used the benefit of his experience to persuade the girl to marry him, (otherwise known of course as SEXUAL GROOMING). And the girl said she is very happy in the marriage, (before most likely being promptly asked to go and milk a herd of goats), and is glad she has found a man of such distinction to spend her days with, and to be honest I am sure he is pretty damn pleased with the situation aswell. Well atleast he wont have to worry about a prenup agreement, Im not too sure there will be too many arguments over who gets, "the bounty of rice and beans".
