You can say what you like about Fred West but he could lay a lovely patio.

For this post I shall be taking a look at that little place called China. Before I start I would like to dispel a few common misconceptions about China and its people.

1. They are not all experts in Kung Fu.............just most of them.......the rest though I am sure are perfectly adequate.

2. They do eat other things besides noodles and rice...........honest.

3. Some Chinese people DO have big wide eyes..........they are CARTOONS and are NOT real.

4.HIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

Now that is out of the way I shall continue.

China has recently given a statement in which in says that is has still made no official decision as to whether the issue of global warming is a man made problem or one caused by the forces of nature. They also said that they are willing to look at the issue with an open mind.


Without sounding sceptical, China has never been a country known for having an all encompassing, "lets all be friends", world outlook. It has always been more along the lines of, "YOU DARE DISAGREE, WE SHALL CARVE OUT THE EYES OF YOUR BRETHRIN WITH DIRTY SPOONS AND PLACE THEM ON A MANTLE SO THEY MAY TOO FOREVER BEAR WITNESS TO YOUR PETULENCE" (or words to that effect anyway).

I mean the problem with China is that it has always had a pesky habit of KILLING THOUSANDS OF INNOCENT PEOPLE FOR HAVING AN OPINION. I would liken China's, "open mind", to the, "open mind", of a certain Mr Fred West and his wife's, "open mind", when it came to deciding on whether or not to BURY THEIR DAUGHTER UNDER THE PATIO.

But it is not like there is much that can be done about it to be honest. Asking China to improve their Human Rights is like asking a child with Down’s syndrome NOT to slam their ice cream cone into their forehead. You can say what you want but it is going to happen, China will still kill students, the ice cream will still get slammed and people will still walk past laughing under their breath whilst embarrassed parents gently clean a generous helping of, ‘mint-choc-chip’ off the front of their little rascals massive concave forehead.

So besides my incessant rambling my point is that I would suggest that China will never take a stance on global warming as long as there is a chance that they will some how be able to avoid the issue for a bit longer.

Oh and before some of you people out there get all enraged and call me some sort of racist pig, please feel free to take your head out your arse, inform your sister you are too busy for sex tonight and take a long soak in the bath with a something BIG, ELECTRICAL AND PLUGGED INTO THE MAINS. If you have not got the sense to see that I am not being overly serious then you do not have the sense to pass comment.

To the rest of you fine people, thanks for reading, it is much appreciated, and I will see you next post.